Send me feedback, comments, questions, suggestions, opinions, corrections, wishes, praise, etc! Help me make this site even better than it already is!
You can email me at vk@ludd.luth.se or use the predefined form below. You should include your email address if you want a reply (correct email addresses only, please).
This is not a guestbook. The messages get printed to a private file that you can't read from the web. The only person who sees them is me. The messages at the bottom of the page have been placed there "manually" by me. IOW, you are wasting your time.
Here are some of the more amusing/ridiculous/interesting things that have dropped into my mailbox this way:
> ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Log info: 30 Apr. 02:39, 168.191.184.83 > > Name: sergi > Email: sergi@databasix.com > Subject: rrreeeeeeooowww!! ffffftttttt! > > Message: > > Why do you have to make it a pain in the ass to enter your chat room? > ------------------------------------------------------------
OK, this one was not anonymous, and Sergi is a friend, but the question is quite common. The reason is that the regulars in the chat are like regulars of any forum - not very amused by clueless newbies! Lets just say I value regulars much higher than newbies. The purpose of the quiz is simply to block out the worst cases. If you can't pass the quiz then you're dumb (and probably not too interesting to talk to anyway). If you gave up without really trying then maybe the quiz saved everybody some time, including you. So far it has worked very well.
(hint: If you really want to chat here but don't pass the quiz, even though you have tried several times, you can always come into the cat chat and negotiate a little with me... That's what Sergi did, and he ended up liking the cat chat better than the ascii chat!)
(btw, the new quiz is much easier than the old one)
> ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Log info: 20 Nov. 00:57, 62.7.53.2 > > Name: Max > Email: No email address > Subject: Your web page > > Message: > > Dear Veronica if that is your real name (presuming it is. > I have one question what is wrong with you? Did all of your > friends have web sites and you did'nt so therefore felt > left out so came up with this pile of steaming horse shit. I > mean come on how the fuck did you come up with something so shit > it has to be the worst site I have ever seen in my entire > life. Come on women you silly bitch produce something that > is worth seeing or nothing at all I can't even say anything > good about this site AT ALL because it is just pure shit. > GET A GRIP GET A REAL JOB GET A LIFE GET THIS SITE OFF THE > NET GET OUT MORE sorry if I have offended you in any > way but due to an ill education bad language is the only > way I can express my feelings but this site could > make a saint call it SHIT cos sorry lady but thats all it is > SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. > ------------------------------------------------------------
What is the purpose of a message like that? He obviously doesn't want a reply or he'd have left an email address to reply to! (Also, it looks a bit too generic to be taken seriously. He could, and probably does, send the same text to just about any personal homepage out there...)
> ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Log info: 7 Jun. 19:00, 192.30.226.29 > > Name: ace > Email: southaznmale@hotmail.com > Subject: who r u?? > > Message: > > who r u? and whats ur site about?? > ------------------------------------------------------------
Like it says on the homepage - I am the best. (I don't know how you're going to find out what my site is about though!)
> ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Log info: 24 Aug. 08:02, 216.193.161.67 > > Name: DJ > Email: and1hoops76@hotmail.com > Subject: Can you do this for me? > > Message: > > I was wonderin if you could make me something and post it on > your page. even if you can i bet u know someone that can. > If you could i would want one still and one that moves so how > like flashes or somethin. please let it say: "quik" > In a cool font please. > ------------------------------------------------------------
Like it says in the mini-FAQ on my ascii art page:
Q: Can you draw a picture for me?
A: First, check out Andreas' collection.
If you don't find anything useful there, ask in alt.ascii-art.
Q: Can you help me with a technical problem?
A: First, read The FAQ.
If that doesn't answer your question, ask in alt.ascii-art.
If you send me a message with a question like that I will simply quote this FAQ at you, or just ignore you.
> ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Log info: 6 Oct. 12:58, 202.9.169.67 > > Name: NAT > Email: HENCHMANINDIAN@SIFY.COM > Subject: NEW MEMBER > > Message: > > HOW TO LEARN ASCII ART > > ------------------------------------------------------------
Lesson one: How to turn off CapsLock and use the small letters.
> ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Log info: 11 Nov. 22:11, 208.247.248.8 > > Name: Norma J Meyers > Email: njmeyers@aeroinc.net > Subject: reply to my email > > Message: > > My old name was readermom and new name on email is njmeyers but > when I send someone email and they reply to me on same email > it goes to readermom instead of njmeyers and therefore is returned > to that person undelivered. How do I correct this on my > computer? > > I want replys to go to njmeyers@aeroinc.net > Thank you > ------------------------------------------------------------
No, I do not know how to solve this problem on your computer.
> ------------------------------------------------------------ > > PAGE feedback > Log info: webkurs99, 3 Oct. 13:15, 81.226.27.233 > > Name: alice > Email: lillatrumpan@telia.com > > Message: > > hej > jag tycker att du gjoprde en bra beskrivning på hur man gör o jag blev lite klokare. men jag har hört att man akn ta ca 30 öre för varje person som går in på min hemsida o att man kan krypptera sidan men hur gör man, vet du det? > mvh alice > ------------------------------------------------------------
No, I do not know how you should set up your porn site.