Some frequently asked questions about me

Q: When will you put a new picture of yourself on your homepage?
A: There already is a new picture of me on my homepage! (you
   just haven't found it yet)

Q: Do you know that your clock doesn't work?
A: Yes! I know that!

Q: Will you fix it?
A: I have no such plans.

Q: What are you studying?
A: Computer Science (programming)

Q: Why do you have frames? Don't you know they suck!?
A: Learn to read! Then READ that page!

Q: Where can I find you on the net?
A: Right here, or in one of the, all too many, newsgroups I read (and
   write to), e.g. alt.ascii-art, comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html,
   alt.animals.felines, and other groups with similar topics.