Thistle's invisible cat(s)
my cat(s) name(s) is/are legion.
it/they is/are black/white/calico/tabby/muticolored
it/they is/are kitens/adults/ancient
it/they is/are responsible for crop circles, global warming, terrorism, gas prices, both bush administrations, and now swine flu
it/they like(s) to take long walks on the beach, intimate conversation, and leaving invisible piles of poop everywhere that mysteriously appear when it is stepped in
i think there is one/many on my lap right now, but i cant be sure
here is a pic of people staring in wonder at my invisible cat(s) -- which are actually right behind them which makes it even funnier