DingBat: Barnum (aka Fatty puss)

Fatty puss is going to have to make a dignified exit, as, even though he's my bestest ever cat, and as a chocolate oriental spotted mackerel, a bit confused, he's also a defunct, similar to the Norwegian Blue parrot of python fame. So unfortunately he'll have to retreat into the distance of memory once more. By the way, he was insane and thought he was a dog. Sascha however has the tiniest voice I've ever heard, a squeak of monumentally insignificant proportions, but she can purr for Britain. She's my vamp cat, with sticky out teeth that she loves to stick in the back of my hand if I'm not stroking her ears enough. (Barnum, aka fatty puss only had the one tooth, but could give you a terrible suck).